Of course, the combination of this photo and headline raises an interesting issue: Once a year, we encourage people (especially children) to dress up, roam the streets, ring doorbells andContinue reading
You were thinking of something dirty, weren’t you? Shame on you!
Actually, I was thinking of something dirty, too, but I chose not to say it.
Rather, I decided to think of this headline as a Murdochism, the sort of thing you see in Rupert Murdoch’s publications.
After some database research that involved stories about bank cashiers taunting customers with $1,000 bills, Frisbee-throwers injuring themselves, and lots of people wishing for good luck, I decided that the headline was not a Murdochism, after all.
I did come up with a new slogan for the Journal, though.Continue reading
“Led” and “lead” seem to cause nearly as many problems as “lay” and “lie.”
“Lead” (as a present tense verb) can mean “to guide or to show the way.” As a noun, it can also mean an element that used to be in gasoline and still weighs down some people’s butts. …Continue reading
The Kansan is off to a good start, but I’d like to point out a few things that I’ll group loosely under the category of clarity. All of these examplesContinue reading
I know of far too many online sites that torture the public. (Perhaps you would even add this one to the list.)
I’ve never heard of one that pushed someone to commit torture, though. Imagine:Continue reading