This just in from our Department of Unfortunate Coincidences:
People are eating more chicken wings.
We at Obiter Dicta must ask the obvious question:
Are people eating their pets?
Of course, if you really want a chicken, all you have to do is come up with a little piece of cheese out of a mousetrap. If you do that, you see, the mouse will tell you how to catch a fish. Then you can give the fish to the cat, who will tell you how to find a bone. You give the bone to the dog, and the dog will tell you how to catch a chicken.