Honey, the thermometer says 572 degrees. Honey? Honey?

Catalog listing of thermometer

Just imagine the uses for this gadget.

Perfect for home: No more emergency room visits when the water temperature in the shower surpasses that of Old Faithful!

Perfect for auto: No more third-degree burns when your kids forget to tell you that they’ve heated the seatbelt buckles with a blowtorch!

Perfect for greenhouse: No more tomatoes boiled on the vine!

But wait! There’s more!

Act now and get a gorilla-colored shirt for only $39.95.

Guaranteed to match your raccoon shorts and your antelope capris. (You’re such an animal.)

I can’t tell whether the thermometer will fit in the pockets. If not, you’re on your own the next time you go for a stroll on the moon.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...