Just imagine the uses for this gadget.
Perfect for home: No more emergency room visits when the water temperature in the shower surpasses that of Old Faithful!
Perfect for auto: No more third-degree burns when your kids forget to tell you that they’ve heated the seatbelt buckles with a blowtorch!
Perfect for greenhouse: No more tomatoes boiled on the vine!
But wait! There’s more!
Act now and get a gorilla-colored shirt for only $39.95.
Guaranteed to match your raccoon shorts and your antelope capris. (You’re such an animal.)
I can’t tell whether the thermometer will fit in the pockets. If not, you’re on your own the next time you go for a stroll on the moon.