There’s a reason it’s called junk mail

This arrived in the mail a while back in one of those envelopes with a see-through panel. Just enough of the contents showed through that I could see “Pay to the Order of” alongside my name.

Once I opened the envelope, of course, I realized that it is NOT A CHECK. It is shaped like a check. It is printed like a check. It has an amount like a check. It is signed like a check. But it is NOT A CHECK.

So what does one do with NOT A CHECK?

Perhaps send it back with a note: NOT AN IDIOT.

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