When you write headlines, you must have a dirty mind. It’s required. If you don’t come by a dirty mind naturally, you have to cultivate one. Hang around teenage boys.Continue reading
And when I do, I find electric wine! “Gentlemen, look on this wonder! “Whatever the bids of the bidders, they cannot be high enough for it; “For it the globeContinue reading
Look closely and you will see that there’s no “it” here, unless you count the “it” in a split, which is what this headline does with its phrasing.
The lesson: If you feel like doing the splits …Continue reading