I’ve never thought of caviar and wool in the same category, at least until I saw this ad in The New York Times.
Even after seeing the ad, I’m not likely to compare the two.
Granted, the ad wasn’t aimed at me. If I dined regularly on caviar, perhaps the phrasing might mean more. Instead, all I could think of was Halloween. No, that’s not true. My first thought was, “Yuck!” Only later did I think of Halloween.
I suppose it could make a good costume, as long as you could put up with the odor.
Then again, it probably wouldn’t itch.