The grocery inserts in this morning’s newspaper included this picture of a baby’s butt.
I had no problem with that. The ad promotes diapers, after all.
I wasn’t sure about that brown stain on the diaper, though.
Either the ad suggests that these diapers hold up even when dads scare the you-know-what out of their children, or it captures the moment before a voluminous diaper blowout.
I’m leaning toward the blowout.
“Honey, could you please change Mildred before dinner? Oh, honey, I wouldn’t toss her into the air right now. Really, honey, she needs her diaper changed before … oh, honey. Oh … eew … honey, you really should have closed your mouth.”