A website I visited this morning served up this gem of an ad.
The poor guy in the pictures looks like he has rabies, though he may have just eaten too much paste while creating collages for a kindergarten project. (Never a good move.)
Perhaps the idea was to create an image so cheesy that you had to click just to satisfy your curiosity. Or maybe the company was just on a tight budget.
Either way, I wasn’t clicking.
In this age of rabid cybercriminals angling to lure in unsuspecting fatigued, constipated, bloated, rash-infested, white-tongued web surfers, I’d rather eat paste.