How to look drunk in print (it’s all in the spelling)

 

sleeping kitten with beer bottle

Looking drunk in print is easier than you think.

First, misspell “sobriety” in a headline for a story about a drunken joyride.Headline with the words "soberity program."

Print that headline on a page with an ad in which a contest winner gets tickets for a pub crawl.

Make sure the ad mentioning the pub crawl misspells “received.”

That’s it.

If you really want to make sure people notice, add a picture of a cute kitten with a beer bottle. (No, that wasn’t in the same place as the other examples. It comes from OceanCreep on Flickr.)

Don’t want to look drunk in print? Use spell-check.

Ad that spells "received," "recieved."

 

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