From toasted chips to hips

My wife took one look at this package and said it was definitely truth in advertising.

Beneath that brown strip of tape, the package says “Toasted Chips.”

It comes with the tape in place, though, covering up “asted C.”

Hence: “Wheat Thins To Hips.”

My pants feel tighter already.

Then again, perhaps there was fate in this subliminal message. “Toasted Chips” is an anagram of “Dicta He Posts.”

Obiter in a bag!

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